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I "borrowed" (okay stole) this from Alissa.

Reading these sorts of things is always a favorite past time of mine. And lists, love me some lists. And I also love gifs and fully accept that I am no Alissa. I am also clearly aware that there are more than five questions here but hey! I made each one require five answers. Math. It's not my forte.

5 names people like to call you other than your real name:
1. Mom
2. Mama
3. Laur
4. Way back in the day I was L-Train. Or Train for short. 
5. Nana. This one is just Matt, and I also call him Nana. It started before we were married. In Peter Pan when the children are first flying to Neverland, the dog Nana is left behind and Micheal says, "poor Nana" all sad and pitying-like and then sprinkles her with fairy dust. For some very odd reason I started calling Matt 'Nana' in the best of Micheal voices.
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5 jobs you've had:
1. Pharmacy Technician
2. Copy Center Associate (I have actually asked a machine what PC Load Letter means)
3. Special Events Coordinator
4. Human Resources Assistant

5. Child care worker at an after school program for at-risk youths. I know. Shocking.

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5 movies you've seen more than once:
1. Goodfellas, where I learned how to slice garlic.
2. Moonstruck
3. Pride and Prejudice
4. Under the Tuscan Sun

5. The Count of Monte Cristo

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5 places you've lived:
1. Massapequa Park, NY
2. Sedgwick, ME. I love Maine as much as Stephen King.
3. Manheim, PA
4. Maytown, PA

5. Hellam, PA

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5 places you've visited:
1. Rome
2. Hawaii
3. Alaska
4. Dubrovnik, Croatia

5. Cannes, France

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5 places you'd rather be right now: 
1-5. Somewhere warm. With palm trees. And lots of Mickey ears.

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5 things you don't eat:
1. Peas
2. Fish
3. Beans
4. Eggs

5. Cottage Cheese

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5 of your favorite foods:
1. Brown-buttered anything
2. Chicken Parmesan
3. Big. Mac.
4. Vanilla Milkshakes

5. Chips. I'm coming off a pregnancy so I'll allow this healthy list. 

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5 TV shows you watch:
1. The Walking Dead
2. The Newsroom (it's over and I won't ever be the same I don't think.)
3. Homeland
4. Vampire Diaries

5. Modern Family

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5 things you're always saying:
1. "NO!"
2. "That's mama's!"
3. "I need a drink."
4. However you phonetically write out fake crying.

5. "We do not hit!"

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Linking up with all these lovely ladies:

Happy weekend to all!