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L: Hello there Matthew and thank you for taking the time to speak with me today. I'm sure my
M: Oh wait be honest? It's 10 effing 30 at night and I've had two glasses of wine. I'll be honest. (Our glasses are very large.)
L: What do you think of this whole blogging thing?
M: I love it. I'm the one who solely told you to do it. (Then he said some things he told me not to write) I think your ideas should be shared with the world.
L: What do you think of this whole blogging thing?
M: I love it. I'm the one who solely told you to do it. (Then he said some things he told me not to write) I think your ideas should be shared with the world.
L: What is your least favorite thing about me blogging?
M: The time when you go downstairs and I don't get to see your sexy ass. (I rolled my eyes. Multiple times.) Don't paraphrase me damnit!
L: Does it ever take me away from my motherly and/or wifely duties?
M: No. Because I'm a Modern Dad.
L: If you started a blog what would you write about?
M: Sex, booze and alcohol. (What the hell is the matter with you!?) In all honesty it would be food. Food and cooking.
L: Do you think I'm fat? Don't answer that.
M: What the eff? (Chews loudly. Why does he chew so loudly!?!)
L: What is your favorite guilty pleasure TV program? Show?
M: Duck Dynasty. She gone.
L: Do you really like my meatloaf?
M: Yes. Better than my moms.
L: What is your favorite post that I've written?
M: (As he licks the peanut butter off the knife.) All of Letteria's camera posts. (letty cam). Love seeing her take pictures. But one you wrote? kids. the drinking game. It's brilliant.
L: Why can't you turn your shirts right-side out?
M: I'm too busy being the only working spouse of the home. Ha ha. I don't know I do it.
L: What is your favorite thing about being a dad? Don't get emo.
M: Being a work-at-home dad and seeing the kids all the time. That I don't have to miss them growing up.
L: What is your least favorite thing about being a dad?
M: Being a work-at-home dad. Or diapers.
L: What would be your ideal night with me? Keep it PG remember my mother reads this.
M: Kids in bed by six. Sleep all night. That means till 7 (a.m.). A dinner I cook. We watch a movie from opposite sides of the sofa. And drink wine. More wine please.
L: What would your ideal night without me be?
M: Retreat to the basement. Open up a bottle of 1800 tequila. Watch movies.
L: What is your favorite thing about being a dad? Don't get emo.
M: Being a work-at-home dad and seeing the kids all the time. That I don't have to miss them growing up.
L: What is your least favorite thing about being a dad?
M: Being a work-at-home dad. Or diapers.
L: What would be your ideal night with me? Keep it PG remember my mother reads this.
M: Kids in bed by six. Sleep all night. That means till 7 (a.m.). A dinner I cook. We watch a movie from opposite sides of the sofa. And drink wine. More wine please.
L: What would your ideal night without me be?
M: Retreat to the basement. Open up a bottle of 1800 tequila. Watch movies.
L: What household chore do you wish I would take over?
M: (Lots of thinking) Emptying the diaper genie. Because that shit's gross.
L: What do you look forward to most in the coming year?
M: Having another baby. (No we are not pregnant and I call BS).
L: If the house was on fire and you had time to grab three material items what would you grab? Children are safe.
M: iPhone. Three terabytes of movies in the basement. My dutch oven. (And then he giggled because dutch oven makes him think of farting and that amuses him.)
L: How much sleep do you actually need?
M: Oh man. Probably actually need no more or less than four hours and twenty minutes. Four twelve. (In actuality the correct answer would be more along the times of ten. Ten hours. A night.)
L: If you could only eat at one restaurant for the rest of your life where would it be?
M: This is a retarded question and the answer would be Taco Bell. (Who knew!?)
L: What TV sitcom most resembles your family growing up?
M: Holy eff where did you get these questions!? (I googled). The only thing that comes to mind is Tom Brokow. (Not a sitcom). Ok then Malcolm in the Middle. There were three boys. (Because that makes sense.)
L: Would you rather be bored or stressed?
M: Ai. Stressed. I do well under pressure. bored I'm a mess.
L: Is this not the most desperate attempt at a post ever?
M: No. I honestly thought it was effing cool. And you talk an awful lot about blogs. (So I'm thinking he means that because I talk about blogging so much and he has never heard of anything like this post therefore it is a cool post?)
