silence of the lambs and other hilarities

Welcome to a little slice of our world. The conversations one has with or about a two and a half year old.

Me: Lotion doesn't go on towels. Lotion goes on the skin.

Me: It's raining.
L: Why?
Me: Because God is crying since you were naughty.

Me: Honey don't chew on the Bible.

Matt: I'm just going to have to sit there and blow on it for half the night.

Me: What are you looking for?
L: It's in my book!
Me: I doubt you'll find what you're looking for in there. (She was holding the Bible. Whoops.)

Matt: Stop taking things in and out of your box. (Referring to her jewelry box.)

Me: We don't put toothbrushes in our hiney butts.

And for your viewing pleasure... This is how one paints with water colors when one has a cast.