Me: Lotion doesn't go on towels. Lotion goes on the skin.
Me: It's raining.
L: Why?
Me: Because God is crying since you were naughty.
Me: Honey don't chew on the Bible.
Matt: I'm just going to have to sit there and blow on it for half the night.
Me: What are you looking for?
L: It's in my book!
Me: I doubt you'll find what you're looking for in there. (She was holding the Bible. Whoops.)
Matt: Stop taking things in and out of your box. (Referring to her jewelry box.)
Me: We don't put toothbrushes in our hiney butts.
And for your viewing pleasure... This is how one paints with water colors when one has a cast.
